YOU ARE, ALWAYS, THE MAN:  Chase Utley.  Chase Fucking Utley.  He will be missed.

THAC0 ROLL!  HIT!  The fine folks at GOG have (at long last) secured the rights to the classic "Gold Box" AD&D games set in the Forgotten Realms, which filled far too many hours of my youth.  Yes, the graphics are dated, and they're basically pure hack and slash, but if just for nostalgia's sake, I'll get them.

SURE TO BE NEARLY AS POPULAR AS NBC'S REALITY HIT, THE LAW FIRM:  The lead character's name is Miranda Coale. She's been hired by “a group of millennials living and lawyering together in a startup law firm.” And the drama is called, guh, Miranda's Rights.

To be followed, I'm sure, by Ja Rule in Shelley's Case.

JUST THE THOUGHT IS MAKING ME GO COMPLETELY MENTAL:  The Maya Rudolph Variety Show may be back to being a real, regular thing, with Martin Short as co-host.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK ON THE INTERNET: ScreenCrush gathers the 50 best poster taglines in history, some from memorably good films, and others from memorably bad ones (sadly, slideshow, but worthwhile nonetheless).

ANYTHING BUT EVERCLEAR: The top five selling spirits in Pennsylvania are the small bottle of Jack Daniel's, Fireball cinnamon whiskey, Captain Morgan, the larger bottle of Jack Daniel's, and Grey Goose vodka.

HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF SLAM:  Jon Stewart will host WWE's  SummerSlam  special on Sunday, which will also feature Arrow star Stephen Amell in a tag team match.