DAMN IT FEELS GOOD:  Today in controversial Jeopardy! scoring decisions--a contestant was told his response of "Gangster's Paradise" was incorrect because the song title is "Gangsta's Paradise."

MIKE DOONESBURY LED THE WAKE:  Yet another case of premorse.  John Anderson, dead at 95.

SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE: If ever I had a case of premorse, today's the day.

Jim Nabors, dead at age 87.

ZIP CODE, FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA:  Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!  And remember that while killing your guests is not necessarily a deal breaker, you should still call the Butterball Hotline to make sure you're cooking things right..

TREBEK'S PRISONER'S DILEMMA:  It's time for Final Jeopardy!.  Player A and B each have $12,300; Player C has $1000.  The Final Jeopardy! category is one not obviously within your intellectual bailiwick (Asian Geography). What do you wager  as A/B, or C?

How did it play out?  Roll tape!

RAISED ON PROMISES:  As of the moment I'm writing this, it is unclear if Tom Petty has passed away or is in the most critical of conditions; regardless, it feels like a moment to slide the keys back into the blog-ignition in case anyone has something to say worth more than 140 characters.

I will say that after the 2015 revelation regarding Petty's past heroin addiction, I assumed he'd die younger than most, but still never quite this soon. Shit. Craig, remember this concert senior year?

THE BATTLE FOR THE HULK HANDS:  We have one vacancy in the ALOTT5MA FFL, now entering its 9th season.  Drafting Monday night at 9pm EDT, 12-team auction format, non-PPR.  If you're interested, holler.