NEXT, THEY'LL TRY AND GO AFTER DIRTY SEXY MONEY: With Colbert off the air, we must provide our own Threatdown. Needless to say, bears remain at #1, but at least according to the fine folks at the New York Observer, there's a new contender--namely, Gossip Girl, which spreads the message that "Do not adjust your sets—everybody everywhere in this wonderful country is doing fabulously well! Especially in the fabulously big cities! Buy! Buy! Buy!" I know we have a number of fans (myself included), so react.