A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

I'VE GOT TO STOP THIS. MY ENTOURAGES ARE GETTING ENTOURAGES: If you're a sports fan who also reads this blog, that you should be reading Bill Simmons regularly is beyond peradventure.

But did you know his Quote of the Day archive is now online?

Two of the many gems:

"That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops, I guess you could say."
-- Virginia's Marquis Weeks after returning a 100-yard kickoff against UNC

"We have a lot of stars, just no one you've ever heard of."
-- 49ers GM Terry Donahue

One quote I'd add is from the late Tug McGraw. When asked what he'd do with his 1975 salary, he responded, "Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste."