A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

ACTUALLY, IT'S THE "DIDDY" THAT'S THE PROBLEM: Gawker provides us with full coverage of today's 23rd most important news story (just behind Phil Mickelson's victory at the PGA championship, and just ahead of tonight's premiere of "Tommy Lee Goes to College")--Sean Combs' announcement that henceforth, he shall be known simply as "Diddy." Among Comb's remarks? He plans to "go more rock 'n' roll," he "needed to simplify things," and he "felt that the 'p' was coming between me and my fans." No word on his plans to change his name to an androgyneous symbol and begin scrawling "SLAVE" on his face yet.