A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

I'M TIRED OF THESE M**********G MESSAGES ON MY M**********G ANSWERING MACHINE: Leaving aside that the prior holder of my phone number apparently skipped out on a lot of debt, and I still get debt collection phone calls for her, I loathe robocalls, especially before elections, when random elected official (who I may not know or like) implores me to vote for a person for an obscure position or reminds me to vote for someone who I was already going to vote for. But today might have changed all that, for when I listened to my answering machine, I heard the dulcet tones of Samuel L. Jackson, exhorting me to see Snakes on A Plane. Pretty damn awesome.