The Real Charlie: MascotMatcher(TM) 2008

ONCE YOU'VE BEATEN BLACK LUNG, SOME FERAL KITTIES ARE EASY PREY: Too many birds make Charlie grouchy, but that hasn't stopped him from performing his traditional NCAA first-round MascotMatcher analysis. ("Vanderbilt Commodores vs. Siena Saints: The ancient PCs will send these saints marchin’ out. Next year, how about upgrading to the Amigas? Commodores.")