historicalarchives | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS ADDED SNUFF TO TOBACCO PYRAMID: Rarely does one need to say "Hey, you should read The Onion this week," but given the general awesomeness of the publication of their October 6, 1783 issue from the archives, hey, you should read The Onion this week. If you can resist headlines like "Rural Quaker Scandalized By Intricate Furniture Pattern!" and "A Mifchevious WOMAN Wander'd Outside of Home," explain yourself.