Tuesday, February 16, 2010

YET ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF MY OCCASIONAL, INFERIOR ATTEMPTS TO RESURRECT NEWSQUIZ -- THE SQUEAKQUEL: You know the Rules by now. Just tell us who said this within the past week, and why:
Try to imagine Pegasus mating with a unicorn and the creature that they birth. I somehow tame it and ride it into the sky in the clouds and sunshine and rainbows. That’s what it feels like.
Your most funny, least accurate responses are welcome, and feel free to use those "like" buttons in the Comments to designate your favorites. And I like this quote so much that I think I'll enter as well.

updated, 5:30p: And your actual answer is ... American snowboarder Graham Watanabe, on how it felt to make the Olympic team in snowboard demolition derby. (He was eliminated in the octofinals yesterday.)

26 comments:

  1. Christian Slater in the new "so your company's been bought by Sabre" training video?

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  2. NRSC chair John Cornyn, on the series of events that now leaves Senate Republicans within striking distance of a 50/50 Senate in 2011.

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  3. J. Bowman9:06 AM

    Ray J, describing the new season of For The Love of Ray J.

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  4. It's Kevin Smith, talking about flying Southwest Airlines.

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  5. AbbyG9:19 AM

    President Obama talking about the dream that is healthcare reform.

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  6. Genevieve9:21 AM

    <span>Kara Dioguardi, describing how she chose the wall tiles for her kitchen backsplash.</span>

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  7. calliekl9:34 AM

    Joe Biden, selecting a morning beverage at Starbucks.

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  8. Heather K9:45 AM

    John Mayer talking about, well, *little* John Mayer

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  9. Watts9:55 AM

    What's bugging me is I read this quote in its original context and I still can't remember who actually said it.

    Although in my heart of hearts I wish it were Johnny Weir's costume creator Stephanie Handler.

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  10. Miss Teen South Carolina, describing the high wire Road Block on Sunday's premiere of TAR.

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  11. Andrew10:20 AM

    Bode Miller on his post-medal-winning partying

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  12. I was going with Kevin Smith describing the rush he gets from breaking toilets.

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  13. The first lines of Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species when translated from English to Spanish to Russian and back to English.

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  14. Benner10:49 AM

    A junior litigator describing electronic discovery.

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  15. Taylor Swift describing her next single.

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  16. Alyssa11:03 AM

    Rainbow Brite describing her daily routine.

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  17. I think I saw this written on Sarah Palin's hand.

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  18. Huckleberry Pie after Strawberry Shortcake's New Year's Eve party.

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  19. James Franco describing his latest Japanese body pillow love on 30 Rock.

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  20. The first two lines of the next Kara-penned coronation single for American Idol.

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  21. Detroit Tigers coach Jim Leyland, on why he won't be complying with Michigan's new ban on smoking in public places.

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  22. calliekl4:50 PM

    Apolo Ohno describing how he achieves the perfect soul patch.

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  23. calliekl4:52 PM

    Boston-area weatherman describing how he comes to a snowfall prediction.

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  24. Coach re: Boston Rob.

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  25. bad dad6:30 PM

    <span>25 comments and no Rielle Hunter? Really?</span>

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  26. bad dad6:30 PM

    <span>You know, not EVERY Nixon Watergate tape needs to be transcribed...</span>

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