YEATS WAS THE MOST VIOLENT OF THE NOBEL PRIZE WINNING POETS: Adam sent me this awesome compilation of Sean Bean death scenes. As Buzzfeed says, "Sean Bean dies a lot." I don't want to spoil the clip for you, but don't get too attached to the character that Sean Bean plays. I mean, he played one character named Prey (Faceless) and another named Toombs (Airborne). And if you think he's going to turn it around, well, three of his upcoming projects are Soldiers of Fortune (playing a Russian guy -- the Russian guys never survive), Silent Hill, and Missing.
And what's really impressive is the range of deaths. There is some real death artistry. Anyone can get shot to death, but shot through Yeats? Shot repeatedly on a bouncy couch, bang-boing-bang-boing? Shot while being strangled while driving? Or how about being garroted on a bridge, and then the bridge suddenly collapses, and then being hung? Or being menaced by cows, then falling off a cliff, then being pelted by cows? Or being impaled on debris on a boat, then going, gosh, this is not so bad, I mean, I'm only impaled on debris, at least the boat isn't exploding, and then guess what? Sean Bean, you are the dyingest man alive.