WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PIZZA, MAN: How bad are the Philadelphia 76ers?
So bad that Papa John's Pizza has had to change its "Sixers Win, You Win" promo, where Philly area orders got a 50% discount the day after a Sixers win, to "Sixers Score More Than 90 Points, You Win."
I count not eating Papa John's a win. I never understood how they could make a pizza (every time!) that had burning hot sauce under a layer of cheese so cold it had solidified and would all come off in the first bite. It would be super greasy, but only on the crust and the box, which was always soggy.
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