Tuesday, March 10, 2015

IF YOU WATCH FOXCATCHER BACKWARDS, IT'S THE STORY OF A MURDEROUS RECLUSE REDEEMED AND HEALED BY HIS LOVE OF SPORTS: Let's do this one again.

13 comments:

  1. Adam B.12:16 PM

    If you watch TOY STORY 3 backwards, it's the story of a little girl who gives away her favorite toys to a high school senior who almost immediately sends them to the incinerator, only for them to escape to a day care facility, then his home.

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  2. Joseph Finn12:36 PM

    If you watch Exorcist backwards, it's the tale of a priest coming back from the dead, recruiting a younger companion and putting a demon into a little girl who then moves out of Georgetown with her mother.

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  3. Joseph Finn12:36 PM

    Jesus, that almost sounds like the toys are out for revenge.

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  4. Adam B.12:47 PM

    If you watch WOLF OF WALL STREET backwards, it's about how a popular motivational speaker briefly goes to jail, copes his his return to society by binging on narcotics, and gradually detoxes until he finds happiness with a simpler life, a low-level trading job, and a girl from the neighborhood.

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  5. If you watch WHIPLASH backwards, it's the story of a young drummer who cracks under abuse and decides to stop drumming.

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  6. Adam B.1:09 PM

    If you watch DJANGO UNCHAINED backwards, it's the story of a former slave who kills a plantation full of white people and, in order to escape from the authorities, separates from his wife Broomhilda to travel with a German dentist as a valet (while killing a few more people), until he can finally hide anonymously among a group of slaves who will lead him back to his wife.

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  7. Benner1:26 PM

    Birdman: a theater actor gets cast in an action movie.


    Selma: through perseverance, white Alabamans get out from under the civil rights act.

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  8. Marsha1:35 PM

    If you watch CLUELESS backwards, a teenager escapes a creepy relationship with her older sort-of stepbrother and her friendship with a pothead so she can console her debate teacher and Spanish teacher after their divorce.

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  9. If you watch RUDY backwards, it's about a football hero who gives up the game for landscaping, eventually making his way back to his Illinois town, where he becomes a mediocre student.

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  10. Adam B.2:52 PM

    If you watch ROCKY backwards, it's about a heavyweight boxer who's so shattered by a near victory against the champ that he starts training with a crusty neighborhood guy, but ends up leaving boxing and his girlfriend to become a debt collector for loan shark mobsters.

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  11. If you watch BOYHOOD backward, it's BENJAMIN BUTTON. And a much inferior movie.

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  12. Joseph Finn11:03 AM

    So the beginning of Rocky II?

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  13. If you watch the UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT backwards....
    ....you know what, you really shouldn't.

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