A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

RUBBERNECKING AT A DISASTER: I'll probably still see it (if just for the trainwreck-ness of it), but when even the (credited) director of your film tries to distance himself from it, that's not a good sign for Fantastic Four.  (It's been widely reported that Trank was largely pulled off the film, even though he still has director and co-writer credits.)