CATCH ME ON DISNEY/MA WHO IS HE?/DOWN DIRTY STINKY, GRIMY AND GRIZZLY*: I'm not much of a Britney Spears fan, and you already know my mixed feelings about Glee. So why am I so excited about tonight's Britney-themed episode? Two reasons.
First, it's also a Brittany-themed episode. I thought Heather Morris was the best thing about Glee even before she said a dumb word on the show, mostly for her wild enthusiasm as a featured dancer. Once they started giving her lines, it was great, except that the show's increasing emphasis on solos and ballads meant we got less dancing. Brittany speaking more, yay; Brittany dancing less, boo. Tonight she'll dance and sing, so yay and [tbd].
Second, I don't know this "Me Against the Music" song, but "Toxic" is, I repeat, a great song, and I kind of like "Slave 4 U" in the same Scheherazade-on-ecstasy way. And I kind of don't think there's any way to mess those up short of having Corey Monteith sing them.
*Ol' Dirty Bastard version, I know.