I, FOR ONE, AM STILL HOPING JODIE FOSTER WILL BEAT OUT TOM SKERRITT FOR THE JOB: The United Nations
may or
may not be appointing 58-year-old Malaysian astrophysicist Mazlan Othman as Earth's official contact person for visiting extraterrestrial life forms.
It's about time we had an actual contact person. There are probably dozens of alien civilizations that tried to reach us and gave up when they couldn't navigate the voicemail menu. Hitting zero just takes you back to the beginning and you have to listen to the long-winded intro all over again.
ReplyDeleteObviously, this is all just to cover up the truth revealed earlier today in the Telegraph.
ReplyDeleteI hear they're pissed that they need to dial 1 for English.
ReplyDeleteI love love love that movie. Watched an hour of it this weekend for no reason at all. Almost lead to my burning the Gratin.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, that is not a euphemism, but why oh why won't she decide to like boys and call me (back).
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