Thursday, February 17, 2011

THOUGHTS ON A QUOTE: From TMZ: "Charlie Sheen took a trip to the fire department that responded to his house when one of his porn star party-goers called 911. ... Charlie said, 'These guys are like George C. Scott, with a capital C! Hardcore.'"
  • Lower case middle initials are so softcore
  • Deeply religious Sheen is referring to the Hebrew "chardcore"
  • Appearance of hardcore firefighters at Sheen home actually reduced average level of hardcoreness then present
  • Encounter between firefighters and porn stars in real life while Sheen was watching filmed encounter between firefighters and porn stars is legitimate explanation for psychotic break

8 comments:

  1. Benner1:36 PM

    Is this TMZ modifier-placement grammar rodeo?

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  2. isaac_spaceman1:39 PM

    A previous draft of this invited him to the rodeo, but I'd be awful careful about getting him on top of a horse.

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  3. I did not know that George C. Scott starred in a 1979 film directed by Paul Schrader named, you guessed it, HARDCORE.

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  4. Joseph J. Finn2:41 PM

    There's a hose joke in there somewhere that I'm sure someone is ready to jump on.<span> </span>

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  5. isaac_spaceman3:05 PM

    This was on HBO, like, non-stop in the 1980s.  Depressing too.

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  6. sconstant4:31 PM

    There's a "jump on" joke in there somewhere AND an "in there somewhere" joke in there somewhere that I'm sure someone is ready to hookers and blow.

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  7. lisased8:43 PM

    I wish Sars would write a new edition of Girls' Bike Club: CHARLIE!

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