CATCHING UP WITH THE CAMPBELLS: When last we checked in with the parents of Adolph Hitler Campbell, the briefly birthday-cake-deprived boy, the state of New Jersey had taken Adolph and his sisters in protective custody. Now the Campbells are speaking out (defying a gag order from the judge in the case, natch), saying among other things that they are not part of the Aryan Nation or fans of what Hitler is famous for and that the swastika tattoo her husband displays on his arm is simply art. It's Adolph's aunt who has the money line in the story, though, noting, "What about tomorrow night when the President of the United States stands up and say, is forced to say, my name is Barack Hussein Obama. How’s that going to hit the world?...I'm saying the one with the middle name he has, was a terrorist."
And we've met the kids, the parents and the aunt, but it turns out, perhaps the most colorful member of the Campbell clan is granny, who, accompanied her son and daughter-in-law to court recently only after sneaking a few shots of schnapps--and this despite De Fuhrer being a famous teetotaler.