Tuesday, January 26, 2010

A PARTIAL LIST OF SHADOWY ORGANIZATIONS WHOSE NAMES BEGIN WITH "THE" AND THEIR OBJECTIVES:
  • The Alliance of Twelve: World domination through profitable arms distribution
  • The Army of the One: World domination through monotheism
  • The Army of the Twelve Monkeys: (1) World destruction; (2) (alt.) zoological freedom
  • The Champions: World domination through Kenny and Johnny Bananas making fun of people
  • The Comet Empire: Galactic domination through collision
  • The Company: World domination through viral contamination, mutant superpowers
  • The Covenant: World domination through profitable arms distribution
  • The Dharma Initiative: World domination through science experiments
  • The Dollhouse: World domination through method acting
  • The Legion of Doom: World domination through trying to blow shit up
  • The Others: Peaceful separatism through armed self-preservation
  • The Ring: World domination through software
  • The Sopranos: Northern New Jersey domination through intimidation
  • The Syndicate: World domination through superannuation
  • The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics: World domination through failed ideology