And all the heroes know about russell's. If they knew about both, it would be enough to flush them out. I really hope sandra can work this, because I don't like Russell Parvati and Danielle, and none of the heroes deserve to win after such a boneheaded assumption and move
Can they retroactively take JT's win back and give it to Stephen from his season? He may be too stupid to trust with the $1m, which wouldn't be a problem in itself, but he now apparently thinks he's really smart.
I'm pretty much left rooting for Amanda and Sandra, and I don't even like Sandra.
Dalton Ross, amid an EW recap ranking the five dumbest Survivor moves until now:
Russell, This is a huge turning point in this game. Huge because I am about to make a complete ass of myself on national television. This is not fake. I wouldn't waste your time or mine, because lord knows we're sooooooo busy out here doing absolutely nothing 23 hours a day. Just by competing against you and in the few handshakes that we've had I feel like I can trust you. The same way my alliance here could trust me to change my vote every three days according to my game of eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Play the idol tonight and save yourself. All the girls should be writing your name down so act like you know you are going home. Kind of like the way you have convinced me into writing this idiotic letter. Basically, try to make sure they are as dumb as me and Rupert. I think you should write Parvati's name down and send her home. We will most likely merge at 10 people and you will be completely safe with us. Because why wouldn't you want to be the sixth person in a six-person alliance as opposed to a key member of a five-person pact? That makes all the mathematical sense in the world, right? Our five plus you will remain strong until the girls are done with. We can then work on getting ourselves to the final 3, and when I say ''ourselves'', I mean me, Amanda, and Rupert. But mostly me. This is your chance to prove you're not a Survivor villain. And my chance to prove I am a genuine jackass. Please destroy after reading so no further evidence of my idiocy exists. Love, J.T. P.S. If possible, could you make sure to have Parvati read this aloud on the beach so that I may be publicly mocked to an even greater degree? That would be swell.
I was appalled by the excessive coverage of Sandra's love for Outback. And then I saw them eating those steaks and I was like...mmmmm Outback. And now I'm going to Outback for dinner tonight. Damn you effective product placement!
I actually decided to stop watching when Coach voted Boston Rob off (effectively). Man, did I make a good choice. Ugh. Russell was why I didn't watch his season and he's too much to take in this one without some seasoning from Rob, Coach (as douchey as he is, he's entertaining), or someone with a stronger personality and/or some sense.
Spaceman, are you telling me that Coach's outfit and pose during deliberations of his jury of one at tribal didn't amuse you? I agree there were times on the show that it was too much, but last night, the buddha pose was preciousss.
I find it entertaining, especially his indignation at Parvati's strategy of using her sexuality. The way he described in excruciating detail the ways she was flaunting her body, while declaring so emphatically how he was not attracted to her, nuh-uh, no way, no how, was hilarious. I also find everyone else's reactions to him entertaining. When he's leading a tai chi class (or whatever) on the beach, and people are rolling their eyes at him, or calling him Dragonslayer and snickering while they do it, that makes me laugh. Maybe that makes me a bad person, because I'm basically laughing at mean girl behavior, but he's so incredible clueless about it all. I'd never root for him and I don't like him personally, but this stuff? Cracks me up.
<span>I find it entertaining, especially his indignation at Parvati's strategy of using her sexuality. The way he described in excruciating detail the ways she was flaunting her body, while declaring so emphatically how he was not attracted to her, nuh-uh, no way, no how, was hilarious. I also find everyone else's reactions to him entertaining. When he's leading a tai chi class (or whatever) on the beach, and people are rolling their eyes at him, or calling him Dragonslayer and snickering while they do it, that makes me laugh. Maybe that makes me a bad person, because I'm basically laughing at mean girl behavior, but he's so incredible clueless about it all. I'd never root for him and I don't like him personally, but this stuff? Cracks me up.</span>
Sandra just got very lucky me thinks. She blows open the idea of the womens alliance, and flips with the heroes and saves herself....
ReplyDeleteQuick inventory. There are two HIIs out there, correct?
ReplyDelete(1) Parvati has, Danielle knows about it.
(2) Russell has, Parvati knows about it.
Am I missing any knowledge or HIIs?
The one Russell has, Danielle and Jerri both know about as well.
ReplyDeleteAnd all the heroes know about russell's. If they knew about both, it would be enough to flush them out. I really hope sandra can work this, because I don't like Russell Parvati and Danielle, and none of the heroes deserve to win after such a boneheaded assumption and move
ReplyDeleteSo everyone knows about Russell's except for Sandra?
ReplyDeleteCan they retroactively take JT's win back and give it to Stephen from his season? He may be too stupid to trust with the $1m, which wouldn't be a problem in itself, but he now apparently thinks he's really smart.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty much left rooting for Amanda and Sandra, and I don't even like Sandra.
I'm in a state of shock. They showed JT's idiotic plan on last week's preview, but I figured it was a fakeout teaser.
ReplyDeleteDalton Ross, amid an EW recap ranking the five dumbest Survivor moves until now:
ReplyDeleteRussell,
This is a huge turning point in this game. Huge because I am about to make a complete ass of myself on national television. This is not fake. I wouldn't waste your time or mine, because lord knows we're sooooooo busy out here doing absolutely nothing 23 hours a day. Just by competing against you and in the few handshakes that we've had I feel like I can trust you. The same way my alliance here could trust me to change my vote every three days according to my game of eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Play the idol tonight and save yourself. All the girls should be writing your name down so act like you know you are going home. Kind of like the way you have convinced me into writing this idiotic letter. Basically, try to make sure they are as dumb as me and Rupert. I think you should write Parvati's name down and send her home. We will most likely merge at 10 people and you will be completely safe with us. Because why wouldn't you want to be the sixth person in a six-person alliance as opposed to a key member of a five-person pact? That makes all the mathematical sense in the world, right? Our five plus you will remain strong until the girls are done with. We can then work on getting ourselves to the final 3, and when I say ''ourselves'', I mean me, Amanda, and Rupert. But mostly me. This is your chance to prove you're not a Survivor villain. And my chance to prove I am a genuine jackass. Please destroy after reading so no further evidence of my idiocy exists.
Love,
J.T.
P.S. If possible, could you make sure to have Parvati read this aloud on the beach so that I may be publicly mocked to an even greater degree? That would be swell.
I was appalled by the excessive coverage of Sandra's love for Outback. And then I saw them eating those steaks and I was like...mmmmm Outback. And now I'm going to Outback for dinner tonight. Damn you effective product placement!
ReplyDeleteI actually decided to stop watching when Coach voted Boston Rob off (effectively). Man, did I make a good choice. Ugh. Russell was why I didn't watch his season and he's too much to take in this one without some seasoning from Rob, Coach (as douchey as he is, he's entertaining), or someone with a stronger personality and/or some sense.
ReplyDeleteDalton makes the sage point that with Coach, Boston Rob, Fireman Tom and James all gone, Russel *is* the dominant male personality left.
ReplyDeleteDisagree that Coach's douchiness is entertaining.
ReplyDeleteSpaceman, are you telling me that Coach's outfit and pose during deliberations of his jury of one at tribal didn't amuse you? I agree there were times on the show that it was too much, but last night, the buddha pose was preciousss.
ReplyDeleteI find it entertaining, especially his indignation at Parvati's strategy of using her sexuality. The way he described in excruciating detail the ways she was flaunting her body, while declaring so emphatically how he was not attracted to her, nuh-uh, no way, no how, was hilarious. I also find everyone else's reactions to him entertaining. When he's leading a tai chi class (or whatever) on the beach, and people are rolling their eyes at him, or calling him Dragonslayer and snickering while they do it, that makes me laugh. Maybe that makes me a bad person, because I'm basically laughing at mean girl behavior, but he's so incredible clueless about it all. I'd never root for him and I don't like him personally, but this stuff? Cracks me up.
ReplyDelete<span>I find it entertaining, especially his indignation at Parvati's strategy of using her sexuality. The way he described in excruciating detail the ways she was flaunting her body, while declaring so emphatically how he was not attracted to her, nuh-uh, no way, no how, was hilarious. I also find everyone else's reactions to him entertaining. When he's leading a tai chi class (or whatever) on the beach, and people are rolling their eyes at him, or calling him Dragonslayer and snickering while they do it, that makes me laugh. Maybe that makes me a bad person, because I'm basically laughing at mean girl behavior, but he's so incredible clueless about it all. I'd never root for him and I don't like him personally, but this stuff? Cracks me up.</span>
ReplyDeleteOnly if they believe Sandra. Which, why would they?
ReplyDelete