Saturday, January 31, 2015

HOLDERS OF THE MUSTARD JACKET:  The National Football Hall of Fame has voted to induct players Junior Seau (in his first year of eligibility), along with Jerome Bettis (5th), Charles Haley (6th), Will Shields (4th) and Tim Brown (6th). As for the other finalists:
The players who filled slots six through 10, and stand a solid shot at the Hall next year include linebacker Kevin Greene, quarterback Kurt Warner, tackle Orlando Pace, wide receiver Marvin Harrison and coach Tony Dungy. 
The first five players eliminated from the original list of 15 modern era finalists were coaches Don Coryell and Jimmy Johnson, kicker Morten Andersen, running back Terrell Davis and safety John Lynch.
Next year, that fun-loving mudslinger becomes eligible.  (Seriously, there's such a backlog in this Hall; all fifteen finalists belong in, don't they?)

Friday, January 30, 2015

EXCELSIOR!  In part because the theme park rights are a legal mess, Marvel has licensed out its IP for a traveling "experience," which I had comp tickets to.  You begin by signing in as an "agent," and getting a preshow with several heroes in an animated film--most from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but some not--Spider-Man and Wolverine are included.  Distractingly, the voices are all bad copies of the movie counterparts--nope, we don't even spring for Clark Gregg (Coulson doesn't even appear), and there's no real inkling of how/where this would fall into cinematic or comic canon. 

TENTH ANNUAL SEASON-ENDING BIG GAME POOL: Five questions, one blog:
1. Winner/final score.
2. Official Game MVP.
3. Which advertiser tops the USA Today Super Bowl Ad Meter?
4. Katy Perry setlist predictions?
5. Will Idina Menzel's rendition of the National Anthem run longer than 2:01?
Tiebreaker: Pick a prop bet as listed on Football Outsiders. Get it right. The tougher the odds of winning your bet, the more credit you get.

Previous winners: 2006: Benner; 2007: me; 2008: Joseph J. Finn ; 2009: Scott; 2010:Scott again; 2011: GoldnI; 2012: Phil; 2013: Benner; and 2014: Isaac Spaceman. As they will tell you, the prizes are Fame and Glory within this community, but nothing financial.

[My picks: Seattle 34-21; Russell Wilson; Anheuser-Busch; Teenage Dream/American Woman/Roar/Firework; shorter; Phil sees shadow and Seahawks win.]
BEANS, BEANS, THE MAGICAL FRUIT:  Slate explains why beans have no place in a proper chili.
THE GOLDEN AGE OF AFFLICTION-BASED ACADEMY AWARDS:  Flavorwire's Jason Bailey reviews the recent history of the quest for gold.

Thursday, January 29, 2015

AND PRESIDENT OF THE FUTURE ASSASSINS OF AMERICA:  As part of the SNL 40th Anniversary show airing on February 15, Eddie Murphy will return to the show for the first time in thirty years.
SONG SIMILARITIES DESK:  As several folks have noted, Kelly Clarkson's new single "Heartbeat Song" shares more than a little DNA with early-2000s one-hit wonder "The Middle."  (See how easily they mashup.)